I’m SO Patriotic
I have 5 pimples. On my bum. Right on my undie line. Oh yeah, that’s fun.
They came up on my drive home last week, have since got infected, and are driving me up the wall.
But, the best part about the 5 pimples? They’re in the shape of the southern cross
Yup, the exact shape. Even when in pain I’m patriotic to my country. Brilliant.
I thought about taking a photo for you, but you probably don’t want to see my bum. I don’t blame you. Three kids later it’s not pretty. Well, not that it ever was.
I suppose I should be grateful we don’t have the coat of arms on our flag.
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ROLFMAO! (Not that it’s funny of course lol!)
LOL Ouch!
As they’re already red, just wait for the white and blue to show up
*chuckles* I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at that…
Poor darling
/hands you a get out of pimple free card
Stuart
You poor thing and thanks for sharing
LOL! I think a photo is order…
Yup, good thing we don’t have the coat of arms on the flag, but if we did, which one would you go for, the emu or the kangaroo. Or god forbid, both of them.
Hope they disappear soon. And its not funny, but it is.